Happy vets =
more $$$
Collegial discussion for veterinarians
What We Do
Our goal is to make sure vets are heard, industry issues are highlighted and brain cells are exercised.
Discussions here vary. They are engrossing, and funny. Confronting and thoughtful.
Coverage of clinical cases can mean we get the collective “brain trust” together and nut out a difficult case in a matter of minutes or hours!
The Veterinary hive mind! Collegiate calls for help are answered. Funny anecdotes are liked and built upon.
But let’s be honest- it’s a dog's world, we’re just living in it! As a small team of experienced admin vets, we really get to know you and your peculiarities and we can guarantee consistent and personal care to ensure you reach perfection.
We are so excited to make you a part of the family!
First Class Care
Nothing But tHe BEST FOR YOU
Vent as your heart desires. Ask for clinical advise prior to meltdown.
Complain about doctor's incomes for another 20 years. We've got your back.
Give A Dog A Bone
Just don't break a tooth
We get down to the nitty gritty issues at the coal face of our industry. Lay peeps access to drugs, Acts of Veterinary Science and Woo practitioner of the year. Go team!
Regular walks
to keep you healthy
We encourage plenty of exercise and monthly piss ups....errr, educational get togethers. It's good for mental health.
” We Love Brachycephalics - A great money earner ”
AVN gives me a voice. So many of us secretly love brachycephalics! Don’t tell the AVA or RSPCA, but the more that are born, the more excited we get. The best part is, they always earn our practices shit loads of coin.
Love Is So Not Blind!! xoxo
Anon, Sydney Vet
About us
At AVN, we lead lives full of the unconditional love and happiness we receive from the colleagues like you that we get to spend time with everyday. We love you all!

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For the non-veterinarian** this is your chance to get up close and personal. Understand the vet psychi, your client journey and receive no holes barred independant feedback. There is no better place to learn about the industry from those that understand it best.

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SPECIAL DEAL FOR THE EL CHEAPO
Look we get it, we've all been there once. High tuition fees combined with shit arse wages and feeling like no one listens to your needs. We understand.
Join AVN - Alternative Vet Network. It's FREE.
- 1Access To Group
- 2Comment, like, add photos all you like
- 3No need to base opinion on fact
- 4Woo encouraged
- 5Politics, religion, sex discussions all A ok
- 6Swear all the fuck you want
* GOLD NOMINATION - Every quarter Platinum users can nominate a member for dismissal AND NO VOTE HAS TO TAKE PLACE! Immediately removed! FTS!
** NON- VETERINARIAN - eligibility status, you must prove that you have been a practice manager, groomer, farrier, breeder, behaviourist, nutritionist or chiropractor for a minimum of 10 years. Acceptable proof can be screenshots of Facebook advertorials or commentary in groups. Outlandish claims will gain more points.

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